Some folks carry business cards. Mister E. Juice carries questionable advice and a bottle that probably oughta come with a warning label.
Featuring the official Artificial Ingredients artwork, this classic tee looks like it came straight off the midway and out of the Book of Questionable Knowledge. Weathered, vintage-inspired graphics give it the look of an old carnival advertisement that's somehow survived longer than common sense. Whether you're explaining things nobody asked about or just wandering around looking suspiciously confident, this shirt fits right in.
Soft enough for everyday wear and durable enough to survive spirited debates with strangers, it's made for folks who appreciate dry humor, old-time charm, and the occasional miracle remedy that definitely hasn't been evaluated by anyone qualified to do so.
If it AILs ya... we've probably printed it.
Product features
100% cotton solid colors with a comfortable midweight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round wear
Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a cleaner fit and reduced fabric waste
Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to help maintain shape over time
Dual printing process: DTF on sleeves and inner neck, DTG for crisp, detailed front artwork
OEKO-TEX certified with a tear-away label for itch-free comfort and responsibly produced quality
